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OPEN POST 2026

some very funny meme or cool image soon w/e

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Why are you smiling so much?

[BOTH of you!]

Edited 2026-02-10 15:52 (UTC)

What are you talking about?

[ He's not smiling! And if he were, it wouldn't be about anything specific. ]

[ ✔ read ]

You're both very quiet but also very... entertained, apparently?

Am I disturbing you by being very quiet?

[ ✔ read ]

It's a very loud quiet.

Especially from you, Verso.

Maybe he's less entertained.

I assumed this message wasn't for me. As you know, I prefer mysterious brooding to smiling.

So you say. You're both being weird.

Have you considered that maybe you need a hobby that isn't keeping track of our facial expressions?

Juggling, maybe.

[Juggling the two of them, maybe.]

I have enough hobbies. What were you talking about?

What makes you think we were talking to each other?

[ They were, but. Still! ]

I was just thinking about how good you'd look if you let the gestral barber put white streaks in your hair, Maelle.

You were talking to someone. Both of you. Convenient timing.

White streaks in my hair? So I can match you and Gustave? He's got some white near his temples, I think.

Pretty sure that's just reflection from the firelight.

Don't bother trying to convince him. That's exactly what I told him.

He doesn't need a gestral barber when he has me.

Maybe you should both go to the barber and leave me out of it?

You could stand a trim, too.

He's right. When was your last haircut, Gustave?

You know I can just tie it up, right?

Did you kick this off just to gang up on me?

Ooh, a ponytail. You and Maelle can match.

This happened because you both looked like you were having too much fun.

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