OPEN POST 2026

[maellum]

some very funny meme or cool image soon w/e

Comments

@recreatable, @demainvient

[maellum]

Why are you smiling so much?

[BOTH of you!]

[demainvient]

What are you talking about?

[ He's not smiling! And if he were, it wouldn't be about anything specific. ]

[recreatable]

[ ✔ read ]

[maellum]

You're both very quiet but also very... entertained, apparently?

[demainvient]

Am I disturbing you by being very quiet?

[recreatable]

[ ✔ read ]

[maellum]

It's a very loud quiet.

Especially from you, Verso.

[demainvient]

Maybe he's less entertained.

[recreatable]

I assumed this message wasn't for me. As you know, I prefer mysterious brooding to smiling.

[maellum]

So you say. You're both being weird.

[demainvient]

Have you considered that maybe you need a hobby that isn't keeping track of our facial expressions?

[recreatable]

Juggling, maybe.

[maellum]

[Juggling the two of them, maybe.]

I have enough hobbies. What were you talking about?

[demainvient]

What makes you think we were talking to each other?

[ They were, but. Still! ]

[recreatable]

I was just thinking about how good you'd look if you let the gestral barber put white streaks in your hair, Maelle.

[maellum]

You were talking to someone. Both of you. Convenient timing.

White streaks in my hair? So I can match you and Gustave? He's got some white near his temples, I think.

[demainvient]

Pretty sure that's just reflection from the firelight.

[recreatable]

Don't bother trying to convince him. That's exactly what I told him.

[maellum]

He doesn't need a gestral barber when he has me.

[demainvient]

Maybe you should both go to the barber and leave me out of it?

[recreatable]

You could stand a trim, too.

[maellum]

He's right. When was your last haircut, Gustave?

[demainvient]

You know I can just tie it up, right?

Did you kick this off just to gang up on me?

[recreatable]

Ooh, a ponytail. You and Maelle can match.

[maellum]

This happened because you both looked like you were having too much fun.