What, I'm serious! You think I talk to Emma?! Absolutely not. I mean, she did teach us everything about it that there is to know, but that's where it ends.
[She'll start with the top Sophie chose, setting that aside with those high-waisted shorts. She wiggles out of her current clothing, excited to pull those on.]
Is that supposed to be a threat?
[Maelle looks at herself in the mirror. It's a bit more skin than she'd normally show (Sciel and Sophie like her showing off her thighs, apparently), but she doesn't dislike it. It's just different.
She steps out, shoulders an ugly hump as she slouches forward.]
... Girl. You look like a camel. Have you ever seen a camel? That's what you look like.
(Girl, PLEASE!!! You know what Sophie's going to do, right? She's going to stick her almond shaped nail right on Maelle's spine to straighten it, because she's normal and stuff.)
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No! [Maelle's number of deaths will catch up to Sophie's.] Stop, that's not even funny.
[Except it is because it's ridiculous and she can so clearly envision how high Gustave's eyebrows would jump up his forehead.]
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I'm dead serious!
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[She laughs and shakes her head.]
I thought you were supposed to be helping me!
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(Okay, she's laughing. Her abs hurt. Help.)
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[See, and this is why Gustave stays out of the shopping trips. It's not safe.]
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[She can't help it if she's just naturally funny.]
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There, you little headache! Go play around, I'll be out here.
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[To the dressing room she is floated, amused, because that's really not the strangest thing she's seen. At least it's useful.]
What am I pairing together? Or is this a test of my senses?
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(It's a test.)
Surprise me. And you better walk out that booth like a super model, if I see you slouching, I swear to God.
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Is that supposed to be a threat?
[Maelle looks at herself in the mirror. It's a bit more skin than she'd normally show (Sciel and Sophie like her showing off her thighs, apparently), but she doesn't dislike it. It's just different.
She steps out, shoulders an ugly hump as she slouches forward.]
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(Girl, PLEASE!!! You know what Sophie's going to do, right? She's going to stick her almond shaped nail right on Maelle's spine to straighten it, because she's normal and stuff.)
Posture aside, that's cute, right?! Good job, us!